White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt suffered an unexplained medical episode during the afternoon press briefing this afternoon.
Experts explained that it might have been a seizure of some sort.
Ms. Leavitt had just been asked about President Trump’s past relationship with deceased pedophile Jeffrey Epstein and imprisoned pedophile Ghislaine Maxwell.
“Don’t lie to us,” the questioner admonished
The normally loquacious Ms. Leavitt seemed to freeze unnaturally at the podium.
White House staffers came to her aid, but she appeared unable to move or release her tense grip from the podium.
Reporters were ushered out of the room and all video equipment was confiscated.
Reports circulated that the entire podium and Ms. Leavitt herself were removed from the briefing room as a single unit and installed as a temporary measure in the oval office, while the national security team of Pete Hegseth and Tulsi Gabbard considered what to do next.
She was so young, bemoaned the White House chaplain. It was as if god turned her into a pillar of salt to keep her from telling another lie.
Pete Hegseth was said to have run to the White House bar in fearful despair and fallen off the wagon.
In the Oval Office President Trump was heard to mutter that he could get no work done with that frozen face glaring at him. She has no pity, no warmth, Trump said. “It’s like she’s accusing me of something.”
Karoline Leavitt was only twenty-seven years old. Her sixtyish husband, real estate developer Nick Riccio, was seen driving a luxury flatbed onto the White House Grounds.
“We’ll take good care of her,” he exclaimed.
Tulsi Gabbard denied rumors that Leavett’s hair had suddenly grown a gray streak, like her own.
